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It was great to welcome back the Maryborough District Conference attendees.  12 people from our club attend and everyone I spoke to said it was the best District Conference they had ever attended.  Most commented on the uniformly good speakers, the fun and fellowship and the friendliness of the World Presidents representative Dr.Ishtiaque Zaman  from Bangladesh. There will be an opportunity to hear from attendees at a future meeting.
 
Last Thursday the Club hosted the ‘Chef for a Month’ presentation dinner at the Davidson Restaurant of the Gordon TAFE. 12 year 6 students from Highton, Belmont and Manifold Heights Primary Schools.  Chef Instructor David Veal took the students through a 4 week program which covered; Good Eating Habits, Hygiene and Food Handling, Allergy Awareness and Group Participation and Cooking.  He presented each student with a cookbook covering the scope of the course.  Anne Cox assisted by Chaplain Jason Brown presented Certificates of Completion and a cooking wooden spoon to each participant.  A 3 course meal was served to about 100 including parents,7 teachers and Principals from two of the schools.  The students are selected through a competitive process devised by each school based on student interest and application.  It was a great night to help these young people to experience working as a team in a restaurant kitchen environment.  It also was a good opportunity to showcase our Rotary Club and to talk to parents about what Rotary does in the world.  I enjoyed the very tasty meal, and have seldom had such a tender steak !!
 
I would like to record our thanks again to Mark Gingell of the Gordon, and to Anne Cox for her tireless work on this project and to her Youth Service team; Linda Kelly, Pam Carroll, Malcolm John, Ray Rounds, Eeon Macaulay, and Paul Brewster, for coordinating a wonderful program.
 
Next week is our Pre-Easter breakfast meeting at Lyndon Grove, note that it starts at 07:00am.  We look forward to hearing from Linda Kelly and Pam Carroll on their experiences at Rotary Leadership Institute as well as further feedback on experiences at the District Conference.

Regards,
Ian C

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Don't Forget
 
This Week's Meeting is 
 
back at Lyndon Grove
 
BUT
 
it's a breakfast meeting starting promptly at 7.00am
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Last week's meeting was all about our Chef for the Month programme.
A really great turn-up of parents, chefs, siblings, teachers, Rotarians, spouses and other hangers-on. All in all over 100 were accommodated in the Davidson restaurant and I'm sure everyone was not only impressed but had a good time. Ian did a fantastic job of "Showcasing" our Rotary Club in a comprehensive but completely unthreatening way.
 
All the "chefs" were obviously keen - even to the extent of turning up with a recently broken arm !!!
Here's a couple of photo's from the presentation.
 
 
 
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It would be remiss of me not to mention a little bit more about the Conference. Not too much 'cos then we attendees wouldn't be able to say in person what we found most interesting/challenging.

So here's a list of the speakers with a very brief comment about each.

But before that I should say that the Rotary Internation President's Representative - Ishtiaque Zaman from Bangladesh - really helped to set the tone for the conference before it even started. The Highton "mob" were having dinner together before the conference started and it just so happened that the restaurant was filled with other Rotarians doing the same thing - including DG Geoff and RIPR Ishtiaque. We didn't know who he was but we soon found out after he came round to each of us individually and introduced himself - not as the RIPR but as a Rotarian. I've met other RIPR's at other conferences but this was the first time one has introduced himself rather than me having to go and find him. And it was the same right through the conference - he was standing at the door introducing himself as people came in. Great stuff.

Jonathon Welch was the first speaker on Friday night and gave an enthralling account of how he came to set up the "Choir of Hard Knocks" how it progressed to where it is today, how the idea has caught on not only in other parts of Australia but other places in the world, and what's planned for the future.

 

Patricia Cameron Hill & Dr Shayne Yates on Saturday morning had us in fits of laughter for about an hour and a half - including poking fun at Ishtiaque - who for the rest of the conference was known as "Hashtag".He not only took in good part, but gave back as good as he got !!! But there was a serious message behind it all. Rotarians have fun as part of the organisation. It's essential for our mental and physical health. But does the message get through to non-Rotarians that we enjoy what we do and have fun at the same time. Or are we seen as members of a serious, efficient, business-like organisation that's really good at getting things done - and that's all ?

Howard Randall (if you don't know him you haven't been to enough Rotary presentaions) delivered a challenging presentation on "Becoming a better leader" and encouraged us all to participate in the Rotary Leadership Institute.

Our own Pauline Stewart brought us up-to-date on the use of Social Media in promoting our clubs - enough said - she can do her presentation to our club sometime !!

Then in the afternoon Michael Sawyer on behalf of Australian Rotary Health gave us some insights and frightening statistics on Mental Health problems in the community.

Unfortunately Norm Tong wasn't able to make it - but as he was sick we'll forgive him. The video he sent on the work of the Mercy Ships in Africa was magnificent and really told the story.

Don Cullen was an inspiration talking about the Tibet Village project. Giving up a position of head of a company to go and do work in Tibet must rate as courageous (even if it's not the sort of thing most of us would do). The work he has done and the results he has achieved are nothing short of miraculaous and to try to describe them even briefly here would not do the subject justice. Have a look at www.tvpaustralia.org.au for more information.

We then had a choice of 3 breakout sessions. I attended one at which John Millington spoke about Integrating Karen Refugees into the Community in Nhill. Absolutely outstanding. And I'm told the other sessions The Maryborough Family Violence Program (PP Garry Higgins) and The Phillipines Alternative Schoolies Program (Geraldine Edar-Ralph) were just as good.

On Saturday morning we were treated to the best "Green" talk I've ever heard. Ian McBurney spoke on "Can Our Economy and Environment Thrive Together?" He was not only sensible but also presented some convincing arguments about the economies of "going green" and the advantages to be had by doing so. You can find out more about this impressive speaker at www.ianmcburney.com

Add to that the speeches by the RIPR, two of the most entertaining MC's I have come across, the superb meal on Saturday night, the good food, good fellowship and the opportunity to celebrate our Rotary good works and you come up with a really good conference.

The next two conference are in Geelong - it'll be a real challenge to match this one !!

 

 

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Polio this week as of 25 March 2015
 

    • Inactivated polio vaccine (IPV) was launched this week in Bangladesh, as part of global efforts to introduce the vaccine globally by end-2015, ahead of the planned switch from trivalent OPV to bivalent OPV in early 2016. “Together with GPEI, Gavi is supporting an unprecedented push to introduce IPV into most countries by the end of 2015. Strong routine immunization is an essential factor to interrupt and maintain zero polio transmission,” commented Dr Seth Berkley, CEO of Gavi, the Vaccine Alliance. More.
    • The GPEI is currently accepting applications from students and recent graduates interested in summer 2015 internships at the World Health Organization. More information is available here
Wild poliovirus type 1 and Circulating vaccine-derived poliovirus cases
 

Total cases

Year-to-date 2015

Year-to-date 2014

Total in 2014 

WPV

 cVDPV

 WPV

 cVDPV

 WPV

 cVDPV

Globally

21

0

47

5

359

54 

- in endemic countries

21

 0

41 

5

340

 51

- in non-endemic countries

0

 0

6

 0

19

 3

  

- See more at: http://www.polioeradication.org/Dataandmonitoring/Poliothisweek.aspx#sthash.Nr6qjVx4.dpuf

 

 

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Please find the latest Volunteer Spreadsheets attached, both the detailed one for your benefit and the less detailed one for public distribution.
 
I have also modified the Volunteer calculator table so that you can track how your club is performing against target.
 
Please remember that this is event is a collaborative effort by the combined Geelong Clubs in a District project that you all committed to. We are pioneering new ground embarking on a project of this magnitude within our District and it is really our opportunity to show the Rotary world just what can be achieved when clubs join forces.
We are now less than 5 weeks from the event and the organising committee is getting down to the serious end of business. The greatest priorities for us all are:-
a.       Promoting the event to attract as many entrants  as possible for ultimately this is what generates the dollars for Rotary.
                              1            We have DL cards and A3 posters available for distribution (please contact Tony Stewart or John Paton for these) which need to be placed anywhere cyclists hang out in Shops, coffee shops, bike shops etc. If your members know of any suitable locations please help with this.
                              II.            Ensure that the event is promoted in your Club Bulletins, especially the website and Facebook page (see details below)
                            III.            Encourage Facebook users in your Clubs to please 'like' the event page and “share” it amongst their own friends
b.      Make sure that your club is contributing your fair share of volunteers to the event. There are still lots of tasks available across all times and locations. Please do not hesitate to contact me for any further details.
 
Your Club will be visited by one of the event committee soon to update your members about the event so if you have any questions do not hesitate to ask them.
 
Yours in Rotary
Greg Plumridge
Rotary Club of Torquay
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2nd April                 BREAKFAST MEETING AT LYNDON GROVE - fellowship
 
9th April                  Heather Ploegar                 Commission for Children 
                               Chair                                   Terri Bosna
                               Welcome and Property       Peter Jackman & Malcolm John
 
16th April                Club Meeting - Forum - Budget process for 2015-16
                                Chair                                    Ian Campbell and David Farnsworth
                                Welcome and Property        Linda Kelly & Eeon Macaulay
 
23rd April                 Bart Ziino - Anzac Day
                                 Chair                                    TBA
                                 Welcome and Property        Ken Mansfield & Malcolm Marquardt
 
 
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Only 2 again this week - both birthdays.
Peter Jackman (you know that's Jacko) on 27th and Audrey Hunt on 2nd April
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The winds and the waves are always on the side of the ablest navigators. - Edward Gibbon, 1737-1794

We have the power within, but the secret of success is to employ our power and talents and be prepared for opportunity when it comes. - Walter Matthews, 1926-2012

If you can't accept losing, you can't win. - Vince Lombardi, 1913-1970

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Quotes about politics/politicians and made by politicians : 
 
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno.
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate VII
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~ Nikita Khrushchev
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~ Clarence Darrow
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author unknown.
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton.
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Tex Guinan.
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~ Doug Larson.
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A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.
"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?"
"Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor, "that would be defeeting the porpoise."
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A high school teacher was arrested today at Sydney's Kingsford-Smith International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a calculator.
At the press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the AFP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a problem for us", the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns;" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, Opposition Leader said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Fellow party colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Opposition Leader.
 
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