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At last week's meeting, I confirmed that DG Geoff James has formally approved our request to proceed with the Circus Quirkus program in the
coming year ahead.  We will commence negotiations with International Entertainment regarding the next CQ contract shortly. 
Marie Louise Prusse has now moved on to her second host family with Dale McIntyre of RC Belmont.  I would like to record my sincere appreciation and that of our club to Mark and Pam Seller for being such welcoming hosts for Marie Louise.
Last week we  met in committees to review progress in each area of service. All Service Directors reported that their programs are on track, and on budget following meetings with their committees.
Preparation for the Seafood Feast at Peter Jackman's place on Sunday February 1st are now in place.  I am looking forward to seeing you all
there.

Regards,
Ian C

 
 
 
 
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What a start to our normal meetings for the second half of the year - a Committee meeting no less !!!!
Announcements were all positive
  • Peter Hudson's OK after his heart attack even if he does have to go for more tests.
  • Planning is all done for the Super Seafood Sunday at Peter Jackman's place. Just need to let Ros know for numbers.
  • Rod said thanks for the Pier to Pub effort - Mark Willams was very pleased that everything went so well.
  • If anyone has seen Barry Hayward's reading glasses, please let me know.
  • Marie Louise has moved on to Dale McIntyre - not sure whether that's good news or not - at least it gives the Seller household a chance to return to normal !!
  • Malcolm Marquardt confirmed that the Annual Bowls night will be held on 5th February - hopefully with a win in view.
  • Paul asked that as well as thinking about projects for the next 6 months, directors give thought to those projects which will carry on into next year and could benefit from an injection of funds - namely a District Grant.
After the Committee meetings, Directors each gave a short report which indicated that all were on target both from a completion and budget viewpoint. Great to hear.
 
Next week's meeting where we will hear about the Owairtilla Project - a project aimed at making an Indiginous Community self-sustaining. But that's the last meeting at Lyndon Grove for 2 weeks - we have the Super Seafood Sunday at Peter Jackman's place and then the Bowls night - so concentrating on fellowship. Hang on a minute - we're trying to find a new term for fellowship - what do we call it ? Friendliness, companionship - how about just having a good, enjoyable, fun time together.
 
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Violence gets a guernsey this week.

How could I not comment on the goings-on in France and Belgium, the attack on Robert Allenby in Hawaii, the drug related executions in Indonesia ? Whilst violence seems to have become the commonplace answer to just about any problem these days, some extreme acts of violence still leave us (or I hope at least most of us) shaking our heads in disbelief. The hackneyed phrase "What's the world coming to ?" springs to mind.

How many of us were relieved that the mass rally in France didn't end in disaster - it could have been the focus for more violence. What were they rallying for ? One source is quoted as saying "Journalists were killed because they defended freedom. Policemen were killed because they were protecting you. Jews were killed because they were Jewish," he said. "The indignation must be absolute and total — not for three days only, but permanently."

I agree with some parts of that, but not all of it. Journalists certainly have a right to free spech, but surely not to set out to be offensive. Even the moderates were saying it was offensive, not just the radicals looking for an excuse to launch an attack. Equally, those who have been offended have a right to voice their objection, but surely not to kill the journalists. And following on from that, it's surely not a rational act to issue more offensive material a week later. I'm not in a position to comment on the killing of the Jewish people - I simply don't know enough of the facts - but that would seem to be an unwarranted act of violence against innocent people. Just as the police could be seen to be "collateral damage".

I'm not even sure that I can classify these as acts of terrorism - the definition seems to have changed somewhat over the past few years. Once upon a time it was clear that an act of terrorism had some primary purpose - the exchange of political prisoners, ransom to gain money - but these days I'm not sure what the acts of violence are meant to achieve unless they're simply a step towards the long-term goal of world supremacy. And when you come to think of it, that applies to both sides of the conflict.

The taking of human life is, to me, abhorrent. Even in the case of the Indonesians executing people convicted of drug offences, I believe there are other alternatives. I understand completely that Indonesian law/justice says that this punishment is justifiable, and to some extent I have to admit that people who trade in drugs thus making other peoples' lives a misery make me think in terms of the harshest possible penalty. But not death.

And how about the attack on Robert Allenby - could that be anything more than pure robbery ? So why beat him up ? There are easy ways of stealing money from a victim, none of which involve actual violence - the threat of violence is usually enough.

All of this only makes me more determineded to follow Rotary and spread the word about our pursuit of peace and world understanding. Let's light up Rotary and cast some brightness into a world which certainly seems pretty dark at the moment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Polio this week as of 14 January 2015
 

  • More than 6 months have passed since the most recent case of wild poliovirus in central Africa was detected in Cameroon on the 9 July 2014. This indicates that progress towards stopping the outbreak in this region is being made. However, outbreak response activities must continue and subnational surveillance systems strengthened to ensure the rapid detection of any residual transmission.
  • More than a year has passed since the last case of wild poliovirus in Ethiopia. With the most recent wild poliovirus case in the Horn of Africa detected in August 2014 in Somalia, outbreak response across the region is continuing.
  • No new cases of wild poliovirus have been reported anywhere in the world this week.
     

Wild Poliovirus (WPV) cases
 

Total cases

Year-to-date 2014

Year-to-date 2013

Total in 2013 

Globally

350

385

416

- in endemic countries

331

157

160

- in non-endemic countries

19

228

256

  

- See more at: http://www.polioeradication.org/Dataandmonitoring/Poliothisweek.aspx#sthash.huc6vSjH.dpuf

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Has anyone not let Ros know whether they're coming or not ? (That's horrible English - I'm sure to be corrected !!!)
If you're coming have you paid ?
Better get in quickly - it's only a couple of weeks away.
 
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I thought we'd given the District Conference a fair thrashing - but it seems that some people want more information.
Better than me trying to tell you all about what a FANTASTIC time we're going to have at a very interesting, but nevertheless fun-filled conference, you should look up all the latest information at the conference website http://www.rotary9780conference.com.au/
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In DG Geoff James January 2015 newsletter   there is a Preserve Planet Earth article about recycling Fluro lights- a PPE project started in 2009
It is timely that we revisit this program. Fluro tubes and bulbs contain mercury and must be disposed in a safe manner. For more information go to this website.
 
 
Here is the list of collection centres in the Geelong area:-
 
Geelong
  • Patsy's Place, Gifts & Homewares 164 High Street, Belmont
  • Good Year Autocare Cnr Yarra & Fyans Streets, South Geelong Monday to Friday 8am - 5:30pm, Saturday 8am - 12 noon
  • 44 Frame Factory, 44 Ormond Road, East Geelong Monday to Friday 9am - 5:30pm, Saturday 9am - 1pm
  • Height's Sewing Centre, 174 - 176 Pakington Street, Geelong West 
  • Fagg's Mitre 10, 222 Anakie Road, Geelong North 
  • Fagg's Mitre 10, 531 Moorabool Street, Geelong South 
  • Inspirations Paint and Colour, 138 Torquay Road, Grovedale, Hours of operation, Mon - Fri 7AM - 5 PM, Sat 9.30 AM - 12 noon
  • Bunnings Warehouse, Waurn Ponds
  • Bunnings Warehouse, Geelong North
 
Eeon Macaulay
District 9780 Group 10 PPE Rep.
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22nd January      Gay Morris                     Owairtilla Project
                            Chair                              Ros Horne
                            Welcome and Property  Stephen Bath & Colin Bayliss
                        
 
29th January       NO LYNDON GROVE MEETING
                            Australia Day at Peter Jackman's on Sunday 1st February
 
5th February        NO LYNDON GROVE MEETING
                             Annual Bowls Competition vs RC Belmont - at Cement Bowls Club
 
12th February      Club Meeting - Directors reports
                             Chair                              Ian Campbell
                             Welcome and Property  Graham Blood & Terri Bosna
                        
 
 
 
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Seeing that we have a couple of weeks away from Lyndon Grove, here's the list of birthdays/anniversaries for the rest of January.
Elizabeth and Don Allen have a wedding anniversary on 30th
And that's it !!!!!
Just as well we're covering the rest of January or else I wouldn't have anything to report.
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Thus each person by his fears gives wings to rumor, and, without any real source of apprehension, men fear what they themselves have imagined. - Lucan, 39 AD-65 AD

The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol, 1936-present
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I know this is a bit early, but I thought it was worth putting in now
 
You know you're Australian if …

1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".

2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.

3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.

4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.

5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.

6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.

7. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.

8. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.

9. You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".

10. You pronounce Penrith as "Pen-riff".

11. You believe the "l" in the word "Australia" is optional.

12. You can translate "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."

13. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

14. You call your best friend "a total bastard" but someone you really, truly despise is just "a bit of a bastard".

15. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.

16. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.

17. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.

18. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

19. You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread.

20. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.

21. Hamburger. Beetroot. Of course.

22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.

23. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.

24. You still don't get why the "Labor" in "Australian Labor Party" is not spelt with a "u".

25. You wear ugh boots outside the house.

26. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.

27. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.

28. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.

29. You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "scuse me" is always polite.

30. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.

31. You understand that "you" has a plural and that it's "youse".

32. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

33. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.

34. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call "Anzac cookies".

35. You still think of Kylie as "that girl off Neighbours".

36. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.

37. You believe the phrase "smart casual" refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered.

38. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.

39. When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.

40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.

41. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants.

42. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says "cobber".

43. And you will immediately forward this list to other Australians, here and overseas, realising that only they will understand.
 
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Russell Hampton
Sage